Monmouty County Satire

     MIDDLETOWN: A new "Middletown to Brooklyn Parkway" from Garden State Parkway to the Belt Parkway in New York City to be built through Middletown.       This new Parkway, boasting 3 lanes in each direction, will serve as a fast link for Monmouth County commuters to reach Brooklyn and the JFK International Airport faster. No more going around through Staten Island. It is estimated to save travelers 30 minutes off their travel. It will vastly help the economy, as interstate travel will have never been so simple.      Eminent  domain will be used to pave the way for this new highway. It is proposed as an elevated highway, as to not disrupt local traffic, however a few hundred families will need to relocate. The Port Authority has proposed a new skyscraper on the Atlantic Highlands shore to temporarily house the residents.      The speed limit will be 50 miles per hour, however for an additional toll you can use the 1...

 A $1.50 congestion toll is being added to Sea Bright, New Jersey to pay for the new bridge. Tolls will be collected one way entering Sea Bright from both the Mommouth Beach entrance and the Rumson entrance. No tolls leaving Sea Bright. The toll is to address congestion in the area as well as to fund projects within Sea Bright.    The only way to go from Monmouth Beach to Highlands avoiding the toll will be through Seven Bridges road. Anyone caught evading the toll will have their car impounded on the spot. Proposed toll schedule will be $1.50 for New Jersey residents, $15 for New York residents and $150 for Massachusetts residents. No cash will be accepted to keep traffic moving.